Spurtle's latest print edition hits the streets today, brimful of news reported both from across Broughton and the bottom up.
We bring you bluntness, boundaries, Bruce, blisters, bishops, bombers, bins, buses, bird brains, bright ideas, and potential Guinness World Record-breaking babies' bahoochies.
For any readers interested in news not beginning with the letter b, we also cover unloveliness in the shrubbery, electro-magnets, sunken treasure, joy overflowing, and the problems attendant upon displaying wonky apostrophes in public.
All this and more in just 4 easily digested, action-packed, pages.
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